Paul Nelson :: "American Sentences"
1.23.03 - Mom's advice translated poorly: The stars incline but they do not force.
1.30.03 - @ the library Blunck warns: I wouldn't bring up the morning penis.
2.01.03 - 1st Israeli astronaut immolates over Palestine, Texas.
2.20.03 - Sherry Marx reports of the peace protester who broke a man's nose.
2.22.03 - Raphael says why didn't they just take off the S make it Laughter?
3.21.03 - Ground TOTALLY pink from fallen blossoms except for piles of dog shit.
4.01.03 - P.O.W. freed her home town in West Virginia Palestine.
4.07.03 - Found in Iraq: WEAPONS of MASS DESTRUCTION or maybe pesticides.
4.09.03 - Maintenance man leaves a note says: ...can't fix your faucet its threads are striped.
6.03.03 - Arkansas women dies leaping through her sun roof a mistaken rapture.
6.03.03 - A man dressed as Jesus loses twelve helium-filled blowup sex dolls.
6.09.03 - Is it Breakfast of Champions or Bodhisattva of Compassion.
6.14.03 - Is it an Australian kiss when graffiti says: Kiss Me Down Under?
6.28.03 - She shoots me in the ear I shoot her in the eye our June waterfight.
7.03.03 - Fireworks stand don't sell W.M.D.'s - Brian says: Try the tribe.
7.17.03 - My binoculars scan the coastal mountains then WHOA! A GIANT EAR!
7.17.03 - Mountains receding from the ferry! Rebecca looks & overboard spits.
7.23.03 - We hit a little bump in the driveway Ma says: Ow Pinga Jesus!
7.26.03 - Shape of trees that overhang the boulevard bent by path of trucks.
8.09.03 - Stop sign on Wilson west of Kedzie someone put sticker says: BREEDING.
8.16.03 - Powwow elders lead the Kaya dance - their grandsons wear football jerseys.
9.03.03 - Pro-life murderer Paul Hill today executed in Florida.
9.22.03 - Holly Patterson took RU 486 and aborted herself.
10.27.03 - We play ding-dong-ditch on the Russians w/ our cock-eyed Jack-O-Lantern.
11.17.03 - Our Jack-O-Lanterns were like two old men dying in a splash of guts.
11.22.03 - w/ serious faces they all wait outside the hospital & smoke.
Paul Nelson is a writer. Visit his websites at www.globalvoicesradio.org and www.americansentencs.com.